IT'S A DIVAS WORLD (INTRODUCTION)

DIVAS - GODDESS, FEM OF DIVUS, GOD: A LEADING WOMAN SINGER ESP IN GRAND OPERA; PRIMA DONNA

SOME DIVAS ARE DROP DEAD GORGEOUS AND SOME ARE JUST DROP DEAD! " IT'S A DIVAS WORLD AND WE'RE JUST LIVIN' IN IT "

Let me introduce myself, my name is DJ Handspin Dinero aka J. Dolla Bill aka Haqim Money.

This blogspot site is being created, edited and overseen by me but my divas are The Chief Operating Officers. I wanted to have the ladies run it since its their world and they'll tell it best.


THE DIVAS ARE MOJICA CRUZ, SHAREIGN HAWKINS, CHEYENNE ADAMS AND LATOYA SIMMONS.

I'm sorry all my divas couldn't be here they betta have a betta explanation than its about to rain outside but the one diva who I knew that wasn't going to let me down is my lil' angel, Mojica. Mojica is my sweet senorita of the projects. Instead of me telling you about Mojica, why won't you get your ass up here and tell the viewers about yourself.

MOJICA: Hey this is Mojica, I'm one of The Dirty LICKterature Divas. My other sistahz aren't here but I'm here to rep my ladies and J. Dolla. I wanna
give a phat shout out to my gurls, Shareign and Cheyenne. Shout out to
my mom and my lil' sis, Yazmin and the whole Flatbush Gardens. The
piece I wanna write about is titled, "THE FIRST TIME I SEEN MY MOM
CRY!"

"THE FLATBUSH PUNANY QUEENS" By Mojica Cruz
CHAPTER ONE: WHO WE ARE?

It was a very cold morning of Feb. 4th, 1997. I have walked thru the front door of my home to meet my friends at the corner of Church & Brooklyn by Roscoe's Chicken n Waffles. I hated waking up and going to school the only thing that made school feel fun was my squad, Nikki, Keisha, Diane and Pam. We were known as F. P. Q. The Flatbush Punany Queens. Even though we were only in junior high school it gave us preparation for high school. Everyone that wanted to run with our A. Team had to be hot, sexy and non-virgin. I know what your thinking, why would a bunch of junior high school girls think about having sex so early. We weren't that young, we all were 8th graders and destined to go to Lincoln high school where all the cute, athletic and thug brothers went. The way I see it we was just practicing for perfection. Don't look at us as hoes, first of all a nigga who loves pussy aint looked at as a hoe so don't look at us as hoes. We're just young girls that loved dick and loved doin' all types of things with it.

Anyway, as I stand here waiting for my squad in the freezing cold my eyes caught a glance at a nigga I been checking out for a long time. His name was David but in the hood he was known as Snake. Rumor has it, he got that nickname because of whats in his pants. At that time of my life I never met too many junior high school boyz with a 7 incher. I always imagined when he grows up will his penis grow up too. I tried not to stare but who am I foolin' I had the hots for him and I know he knew so why front and hide it. I figure if I'm going to make my presence known I betta do it now until these dam bitches show up. So, I peeped him across the street by the B35 bus stop, I walked over to make my move now normally a lady don't make moves on a brother especially when your F. P. Q. you make niggaz make moves on you. I swallowed my pride and hope I would be swallowing something else later. As I walked towards him, he looks at me and sees me comin', with a smile of joy on his face. I went up to him and I told him my name, I said, "Hi my name Sucking Serena and I want you". Snake tripped after hearing that comment and said, "Wow, thats bold of you, Serena". I replied, Well, whatever a girl wants you know a girl gotta have it. A Penis is like a diamond it will always be my best friend. Snake, asked, "Where are your girls at?" I was like, why do you want to know about my girls. I just wanna meet the rest of the freakiest girls in Walt Wittman, he replied. I told him straight to his face, I'm the leader of the crew you gotta fuck me first before you fuck them. Snake didn't like being told what to do by a female. Snake was one of those young thugs that would soon to be on a rise to power when him and his crew take over every corner in the fifties. Snake was a runner for a O. G. named, Venom some Jamaican cat who lived on 53rd and Clarkson. Snake was Venom's best young gee because he seen the potential in him. Venom knew Snake was built for this. Me, girl all I wanted was a good time and a good time I will get because Snake and I exchange numbers then the B35 came and Snake got on it. As he turned his back and walked up the bus steps I just could not keep my eyes off that yummy tushy, um um um. During all of that meet and greet time, my bitches still aint show up or call to me. I know its, Feb 4th and its cold out here but if it wasn't for me seeing and talking with Snake, I wouldn't have gotten any heat because I was on fire. I decided to call my right hand bitch, Keisha to see whats up? I called, Keisha and she answered, What up Se'? Bitch don't you what up, Se' me, I replied. Keisha was like, Se' why you trippin'. At that point, I wanted to grab Keisha by her fucking neck and pull her through the phone. I said, bitch its freezing and I'm waiting for you bitches, where are the rest of the crew. Keisha felt bad because she forgot to tell me that we were all invited to a hookie party at Big Mike's house on Utica and Clarendon. Keisha spoke, Serena, don't be mad girl I forgot to tell you last night we're all going to Big Mike's house for a hookie party. Serena on the other end of her phone paused and starting thinking. (Keisha is slipping, she supposed to be my right hand bitch, how the fuck she aint tell me about this party. Serena played it off and continued on,.... "Oh girl don't worry about it your just drunk off the taste of Ronaldo's dick in your mouth". Ronaldo was a dominican cat, who lived on New York and Beverley. Keisha been fucking him since the fifth grade. Keisha was a hoe but she was a steady hoe. She was usually faithful to one nigga. I always told Keisha that won't get you far in the video vixen business. See, me unlike Keisha, I wanted to be a video vixen. You know shaking my thing naturally on tv. I was heading in the right direction, I'm a 14 year old girl with d cup breast and a phat ass and a skinny waistline. My squad knew the deal on how serious I was about being a video vixen.
(Partying and bullshittin' with rap n r & b celebs) I always maintained my weight and watched my diet just to experience moments like that, how many junior high school girls did that. I exercised regularly and jogged with my older sister, Melanie. I loved my sister, Melanie she was so classy and pretty. All the guys in the hood loved her even I loved her. I always said to myself if I was a dyke I would fuck her. (Yes, I would fuck my sister.) Melanie was 5"8' slim waist petite bottom. She didn't have much breast thats where I beat her. Our mom used to say, "Serena, you got my breast and Melanie didn't it skipped a generation". Melanie aint care because she still had men all on her bra strap daily. You should of seen the amount of scrubs trying to get some from Melanie. Like I said, Melanie had class. She knew who to give her nana up too. Melanie taught me everything I needed to know about becoming the next generation of F. P. Q. Melanie, once a founder and fella alumni to the squad. She passed me the torch and that torch kept burning like my pussy.)

Once I got off the phone with Keisha, My next call was going to be to Nikki. I liked, Nikki. Nikki was so BRUTILE she stood out at 5"4', now for a junior high schooler thats hella tall. Nikki was the dominant one of the crew, she don't take no bullshit from no dudes. Nikki, really hated boyz but loved girls. Her plans was to play for the other side after she graduated from high school or unless she can find a real man that can make her say, "UUGHH, NANANA!!!" but until then she putted up this straight front all through her pubescent/adolescent years. The only reason why she put up this front was because she knew if her parents found out they would kick her ass and toss her out. The thing I never got though, her parents knew about her spreading her legs at 12 but yet lesbianism was a problem for them, WHATEVER!

I called, Nikki up and she answered. Nikki always knew it was me because she had a special ringtone for me by Jodeci called, "Forever my lady". Nikki had the hots for me, she didn't think I knew but I knew, who could blame her, I was a dimepiece.

I said, what's up Nikki Poo, she replied, Hey Se Se where you at? I'm on Church & Brooklyn by Rosco's, what this I hear about a hookie party at Big Mike's house. Yeah, girl its going on today, you know Mike's folks work till 9. Why didn't you know, Nikki said. I replied it seems that my so called right hand bitch of mine Keisha forgot to tell me last night. Nikki replied, Girl you need to talk to Keisha that bitch been slippin' lately fuckin' with Ronaldo everyday got that bitch mind all fucked up. Besides Se Se its your fault I told you to make me your right hand in marriage bitch. Nikki was always crazy. Nik, you know I can't do that yet I wanna enjoy as much MANDINGO as possible but later girl when we're older you and I, okay. Whatever, Nikki said. I asked Nik, where she at? Se Se, I'm on my block you wanna come over here so we can go to Big Mike's party. I told Nik I'm on my way and to keep me company on my phone as I walked to her block. (Nikki lived on Brooklyn & Clarendon) I walked down Brooklyn by the cemetary. I always loved this cemetary, I told Nikki. I would love to make have sex in here someday, Nikki says, name the time and day and we're they're. Girl you love me that bad. Nikki replied, HELL YEAH! I told Nikki maybe you may get to have me earlier than expected. I always teased Nikki's mind but deep down I was dying to taste her pussy too.
I met Nikki on the corner of Brooklyn & Clarendon by the ganja spot. Nikki always had trees on her, she said one of her cousins work there. I greeted Nikki with a kiss on the cheek and she always replied back with a squeeze of my ass. Once we met up with one another we began walking up Clarendon towards Big Mike's block. Everytime I met up with Nik alone she always walk like we're a couple holding my hand and touching me. I didn't trip too much I enjoyed the love and lust from her.
Once we reached E. 49th st & Clarendon, standing in front of Big Mike's home. Nik turns to and says Se Se, whatever happens in their I got you remember. I was like girl what are you talking about? Se Se, just remember I got you okay. I was like okay, okay can we go in now. We walked up to the porch and rang the bell. One of Mike's homies answered the door, I aint know who he was but brother was fiiiiiine. I asked his name and he replied, Alex. I said nice to meet you I'm Serena and this is Nikki. Alex said, girl I know who yall are the whole dam East Flatbush knows who yall are. I said, well we try to maintain our rep and legacy. We got inside the house and I met up with the rest of my F. P. Q. crew even though I was still mad at them for leaving me hanging this morning in front of Rosco's but if it wasn't for me finally meeting Snake I would of been mad at them. Me and Nikki, we met the rest of the crew, Pam was a sexy light skinned lil' girl who in life no matter how old she gets she will never have to use knee pads on her men. Pam had the same sexual anomosity like me and the rugged street appeal like Nikki. Pam would whup a nigga ass if a nigga got outta line she just didn't have Nikki's ruggedness. (But if she couldn't whup a nigga's ass her older brother, Dimebag from Regent place always had her back.) Theres Diane, a pretty spanish mommie with a Jennifer Lopez booty. So we all met, I asked the question, Where is Keisha? Soon as I asked that question, Diane whispered in my ears, Se' you might not feel Keisha anymore. I was like, what the fuck is going on here, all morning I'm hearing shit about Keisha, where the fuck is she? Nikki, with her sarcastic tone, she's over there with one of your products. Products was what we called the boyz we slept with. I looked over and my face curled up in anger as I see, my so called bestfriend, Keisha bumpin' and grindin' with a boy I met from ShellBank junior high named, Jared. Where I was standing, I could see Jared enjoying himself and his penis gettin' hard through his fake ass Roca wear jeans. Number 1 rule in the F. P. Q., every bitch has their own product and no one fucks with another bitches product. I had enough of watching Keisha n Jared get their freak on, on the dancefloor so I walked over towards them. Jared notice me comin' over so he started to slow down with the dancing but Keisha's back was turned and she kept on dancing. I guess she couldn't hear from the sounds of the cheap ass Coby radio sittin' in the corner of the living room. I just stood behind Keisha with my hands crossed with my bitch look on. Jared leaned towards her and said, Keisha Serena is behind you. Keisha blurted out loud and clear, "FUCK SERENA!" Then the music stopped and the crowd stopped. I tapped Keisha on the shoulder and asked her to repeat that. Keisha turned around in fear and shock. Keisha tried to explain but the sound of the palm of my hand going across her cheek wouldn't allow her to speak as she fell to the floor. Everyone was amped, including the host, Big Mike. Big Mike says to me, "Dam girl remind me to never forget your birthday!". Keisha was tight because she had blood on her cheek and the imprint of my rings was imported in her skin. Keisha wanted to throw down thats when Nikki got involved and stepped in between each of us. Nikki said, "No not here, F. P. Q. disputes do not get exposed and handled in public we will handle this later back your crib, Serena!" I didn't wanna hear Nikki or see Keisha. I left the house and went on the porch for some fresh air. As I stood on Big Mike's porch thinkin' about what just went down I received a phone call from the one person who made me happy all day. Snake called me, I didn't recognize the number at first, well its only been 4 hours since I've gotten it from him. I answered the phone, "Hello". Hey Buttercup, is what Snake said to me. I said, Who the fuck is this? It's Snake you met me this morning. Oh, Hi, I'm so sorry about that its been a fucked up morning and the day aint nuthin' going too good for me today, maybe I should of went to school today. Have no fair baby, I got what you need, Snake replied. Snake asked, where you at and what you doing right now. I told him, I was at this bullshit hookie party. Snake asked, How far is it from 51st & Church. I said not far the B46 is up the block. Snake asked, If I wanted to come over. I was like so surprised, I'm just glad I'm over the phone so he didn't have to see this goofy expression on my face. I asked, Snake for his address and told him, I'm on my way. I hung up the phone and with no hesitation, I was down the stairs and straight to the bus stop. I never knew I could run that fast in high heels but when the Snake calls Se Se gotta go, gotta go. I didn't even tell my girls, where I was going. I was out.
HANDSPIN: Okay, we gonna have to stop here. This story is gettin'
juicy. Ooooh, Mojica imma tell your mother your 15 you
should not be writing about this stuff but I enjoyed it and
I hope my viewers will enjoy it. You could respond with
your comments, it'll be much appreciated and I know
Mojica will enjoy the kisses and disses on her first
literature. Mojica, do you wanna say sumthin b4 we close.

MOJICA: I want to thank you, J Dolla for giving me a chance to do
this and a chance to express my work. I want thank my
mom and my lil' sis, Yazmin and my homies, Cheyenne and
Shareign, where the fuck you bitches at? We supposed to
be doing this together, yall aint show up once. Anyway,
stay tuned, to the continuation of The Flatbush Punany
Queens - Chapter 2 up next.